Free advice

For any kind of situations.
You need to seem dumber than you are?
There is a way, just ask me. I lately have thousands of personal tricks.
Fresh stock on daily basis.
Like this one: "I will not apologize for liking you".

I'm very good

- at being crazy
- at loving
- at saying the wrong thing
- at getting drunk
- at falling in love with the wrong person
- at believing in people
- at keep trying